So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
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I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
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yeah...that's gonna come up in court
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
i believe in u and ur pee
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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