Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
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She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
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I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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