It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
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