I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
I think I sprained my soul last night
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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