Porn is love you can see.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
Randomize
