He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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