...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
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Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
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I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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