I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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