we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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