i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
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I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
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YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
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