What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
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