Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
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