She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Randomize
