so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
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I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
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If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
why is half of my head shaved?
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