do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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