I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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