she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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