Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
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