I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Don't judge me ๐๐ผ his dick just whispers my name
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars๐
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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