Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
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i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
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When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
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