I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
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dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
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Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
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