Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
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speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
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Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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