Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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