Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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