she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
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