so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
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