it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
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by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
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We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
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