Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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