think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
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My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
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Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
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