so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Randomize
