no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
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She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
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My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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