I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
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I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
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I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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