Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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