At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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