I love black thongs
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
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Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
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Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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