No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
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