Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
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When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
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somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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