I'm gonna have a badass scar
is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
It's just like the Real World with babies
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
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