How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
When are your genitals available?
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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