oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
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I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
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I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
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