Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
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