I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
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So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
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Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
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