It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
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I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
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We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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