Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
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Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
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I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus