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• (301): View more from Maryland

  I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush

  (703): View more from Virginia

  Ew, did you brush them again?

  (301): View more from Maryland

  Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure

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• (561): View more from Florida

  on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?

  (914): View more from New York

  11

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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special

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• (904): View more from Florida

  Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada

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• (406): View more from Montana

  Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  He tried peeing out of the sunroof.

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.

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