How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
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id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
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Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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