i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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