So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
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So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
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I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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