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(860): View more from Connecticut

so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name

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(302): View more from Delaware

No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.

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(217): View more from Illinois

Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg

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(404): View more from Georgia

my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.

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(517): View more from Michigan

I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING

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(815): View more from Illinois

Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.

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(+91): View more from India

he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.

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(604): View more from British Columbia

My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah

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