I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
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