is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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