i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
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