so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
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