i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
Who put my cat in the fridge?
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