I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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