My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
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