I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
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